Seriously?

Seriously.

I was in the recreation center for my weekly exercise (yeah, I generally go to Gold's daily, but make it to the rec about once a week either at lunch with my co-workers or at night for racquetball) and noticed postings on the wall in the mens locker room. I wouldn't normally go around reading materials in the lockerroom, but this one had visibly glaring emphasis and importance. I paused a moment and read the sign. It said:

NO Tobacco Use in the Sauna
NO Urinating in the Sauna
NO Sexual Activity in the Sauna


SERIOUSLY!? Seriously. Ok, so I can understand that maybe someone was caught spitting their chew in the Sauna, and was perhaps asked not to do that anymore. Disgusting, and certainly not acceptable behavior, but I could see that happening (straight boyz, sigh). But peeing in the Sauna? Seriously. Then there's the last one. Really? This is a common problem? Apparently people have been having sexual activity in the Sauna. Seriuosly!? Ok, I dunno about the rest of you, but none of these things are what any normal person would think would be ok or acceptable behavior. So not only was someone caught spitting their chew, peeing and engaging in sexual activity in the Sauna, but apparently it's such a common place thing that it had to be banned explicitly. Seriously?

To those people that did these activities and were the cause of the poor Rec Center staff to have to not only deal with this crap but have to put up a notice:

SERIOUSLY!?!?!?!